Treatment For Your Nightmare Scenario: A body Infestation of NYC Scabies!

Here’s a less-than-desirable thought: You go about your daily routine (including a full eight hours at some fancy NYC office), you hit the gym three nights a week and/or you sit on your sofa in your underwear eating chips out a giant cereal bowl watching the latest episodes of Dancing With The Stars on the DVR. Yet all this while, unbeknownst to you and your best of friends, pubic lice and scabies crawl all over your flesh, burrowing into your pubic hair and yes, ingesting your very life’s essence—your blood. Time for treatment—or time to jump out a window?

No, no, no they’ll be no jumping out of windows (and even if you did the scabies would still be using your body as a vacation spot, so you haven’t really cured the problem, have you?). Again, there’s no need for such harsh actions because there is quick, easy and affordable treatment  at an urgent care clinic for this type of thing. Plus, you’d be surprised how many people are actually going through the same thing as you are. Heck, add bed bugs to this equation and you have a virtual NYC epidemic!

You’re from NYC, you probably get out every now and then, hitting the clubs, bars or frozen yogurt joints. Things are bound to happen. There are over twenty five separate illnesses that are classified as STDs (sexually transmitted diseases), be happy you caught this one. Things could be a lot worse than living with some bothersome critters for a while. And when we break it all down, that’s really all it is. Yes, it’s disgusting to even think about, but it is not life threatening. Think of it as one of life’s learning lessons—then get to a walk in doctor office for treatment! Hurry.

What exactly are pubic lice and scabies and what are their symptoms? Both are types of little bugs (there’s no fancy way to say it) that have a bunch in common. To begin with, they both like the dark musty places on your body. Pubic lice are parasitic bugs that live in hair, laying their eggs at the root of each once-fine strand. Scabies are mites that actually burrow under the skin, usually in the genital area, and eat your blood. Sounds much worse than it actually is. No, really…

Scabies treatment NYC is easy to come by in the city where these types of problems are a dime a dozen. Treatment consists of setting yourself on fire and, no, no, no… of course not. Treatment consists of creams and lotions. That’s it! Creams and lotions… and shampoos. Do not allow anyone to talk you into taking matches to the critters, or shaving off all your hair. While depending on the shape of your head shaving off all your hair may make you look more like a shiny monkey or antennae-less Martian, it will do nothing to help you with your lice and scabies problem.

There are many creams and lotions that can be found over the counter but many times these products take more than one application to clear up the problem completely (Uhm… how do I know that? Ah…research?). That’s why it makes more sense to head over to your friendly neighborhood walk in clinic for high-octane professional help. Let them creepy crawlers die hard, not die another day.

For those of us in NYC in need of a great walk in clinic, log onto New York Walk In Clinic for more information on your specific problem. The clinic is cool and totally discreet. It’s also located right near Grand Central Station so it’s easy to get to NYC urgent care center in NYC. Call 1-212-696-5900 to arrange a convenient appointment today.

Bad Luck Turns to Good Fortune—A Somewhat Cheeky NYC Take on the Urgent Care Clinic

What is the definition of “urgent” and what good is an urgent care clinic? Have you ever had an Acme safe dropped on your head by a devious coyote? Neither have we. But if we had, we probably would have visited an urgent care clinic. After all, urgent care clinics in NYC have seen a whole bunch of crazy things since they’ve become popular and started springing up all over the city like the giant hogweed. (This does not include any urban legends regarding gerbils or other small woodland creatures!)

An urgent care clinic in NYC is perfect fit for most of our wild lifestyles. Let’s be honest, you just never know when that safe is going to drop. Our long played-out experiences with hospital emergency rooms are over—finito! Who the heck wants to wait for as long as they make you wait only to be treated like another number in their wounded mathematical equation? Not us. Not people from NYC.

If you suffer any sort of non-life threatening illness or accident, think twice before heading on over to the local hospital emergency room. They are staffed by dinosaurs who hardly speak to you. At least that’s been the experience of many a person this writer knows (including himself!). In an NYC urgent care clinic the staff are very helpful and actually seem to care. I know, it’s crazy but it’s true. There is a new paradigm regarding health care in NYC.

Let’s just say you are out and about in Central Park doing your thing. Whether your thing is jogging, or running after an errant Frisbee like some confused doggie, or just plain old walking with a significant other, holding hands and slowly stopping to smell the homeless...uhm, er…the roses. It is possible that you can receive a sprained ankle while there. A sprain is a torn or stretched ligament that needs medical attention. Once again, an urgent care clinic is the place to go to.

Let’s just say you are helping your friend move out of his apartment that he has shared with his girlfriend for over five long drawn-out and awful miserable years. She is standing there, all mean-faced and red—and doesn’t even have the common courtesy to buy you a pizza or beer. As you lift that box of existential books by the likes of Jean Paul Sartre, your lower back spasms severely and you fall to the floor, a sad remnant of your former self. Once again, an urgent care clinic is the place to go.

Let’s just say you are whittling a bar of soap with an old pocket knife given to you on a long-ago forgotten birthday by your grandpa before he passed away. The blade is worn and rusty but you are in the zone. You can see the Tiki shape taking form through the once-amorphous shape of the Ivory soap bar. In one swift instant you cut your finger, drawing blood. It looks bad and you gasp, aware that it may be time to visit an urgent care center.

But it’s okay. It’s NYC and you know where one is.

There’s one located in the heart of midtown Manhattan just blocks from Grand Central Station. Just log onto the website NYC urgent care and click the “Urgent Care” button under the “WalkIn Clinic” tab. There, you will learn more about this pretty darn good medical facility that are ready, willing and able to treat any ailment you may arrive with. Call 1-212-696-5900 to make an appointment today. And remember the days of the hospital emergency room are over. Long live the walk in clinics…of NYC.